Ha-ha! Welcome, welcome, one and all! This is the first Journal entry by the Official Amy Fan Club and I wish to tell you a bit about ourselves. So far, we are only consisted of four members, but that’s because Captain Professor Lapras and I were unsuccessful in thinking of others who, at the time of planning, would be willing to join in on our merriment.

At the time of planning for this club, we were high on laughs and stupid ideas. However, on the way home, I began thinking that this club could be beneficial and not just really creepy for most involved; or, at least Amy. I came up with actual reasons as to why this might actually be a fragment of a good idea and not just something else that could get Amy really pissed at me (which, believe it or not, I try to NOT let that happen).

I suppose the first order of business would be to list the officials in the club. Note that if you wish to be an official yourself, send the club a note with a list of reasons why you’d make a good one and position you would like to hold. Either Captain Professor Lapras or I will get back to you

Lord and Master over everyone in this club:
-Amy Paddock

Captains:
-Captain Professor Lapras
-Dr. Manchester, PhD.

Vice-captain:
-Count Cousin Bones Manson, Esq.

Vice-captain’s secretary:
-Sugarrush


Now, onto the second order of business: a list of some of the reasons why we like Amy and why we made this club. Take note that most of this was written during lunch time… nothing good comes from there.

-She is sexy
-She is a good inspiration
-She is an awesome artist
-She is hilarious
-She is Amy Paddock (coincidence? I smell a conspiracy…
-She is sexeh
-She is loveable
-She is fun
-She is cuddly
-She is glompable
-She iz teh sexeh
-She is dangerous (especially after reading this)
-She is innocent...
-She is not a figment of our imaginations
-Did I mention she is sexy?
-She is our valentine
-She is underappreciated
-She is one of my best friends



Ah, well, now I fear it is time to bid thee farewell. I had fun doing this and expect to hear from either myself of Captain Professor Lapras soon! If you wish to join the club, just add as a friend! Oh, and this club is only for Amy Paddock ( )
Sorry all you other Amy’s out there, but you’ll have to get your own fan club.


P.S. Amy, if you’re still our sexy friend, we love you. And we mean some the particular adjectives in a friendly love way, not a lesbian way. Well, I do at least ^-^

-Dr. Manchester PhD.

_{To start over fresh is to die over stale}